Manic Memorial Day Triple Overtime--If You Have A Spare 98¢...

Good heavens, I need one of these!

Seriously, this would be the greatest damn thing ever!!

I suspect that, while you might be "the center of attention," it might turn out not to be the good type of attention.

Still, I want a hat that lights up whenever I have an idea, can send secret messages, and baffles everyone. Dang, I would be so annoying if I had one of those.

Still what about electricity, or radiation, or what have you?

Well, then, that's good enough for me!!

Ad appeared in Attack On Planet Mars (1951)